Sunday, July 31st, 2005 - 8:22 PM

Blue M&Ms

An excellent use of blue M&Ms that for some strange reason (maybe because it seems cruel) isn’t listed on

Put them on display so people will ask why you have blue M&Ms on display. This serves a dual purpose — it humiliates the blue M&Ms, and helps educate the public. It is important that they not look appetizing or inviting to the uninformed masses, so I suggest public torture. This might include impaling them on spikes, drawing and quartering them, etc. Perhaps the simplest way to display them is to match them against other M&Ms in the well-established genetic test, then line up the losers in a prominent location.

I miss tan M&Ms.

5 Comments to “Blue M&Ms”

  1. Gilkore Says:

    Very fun site, but here in France blue M&Ms are believed to have the same magical qualities that green ones are believed to posess in the States. So you can understand why I wouldn’t want to shame or torture them, right?

  2. Woody Thrower Says:

    France is confused, and was apparently deprived of one of the more interesting effects of M&Ms until recently.

    I think God sent you to France for a reason, and that reason is clear now. You are to convert them from blue to green M&Ms. Go forth and spread the word.

  3. naisioxerloro Says:

    Good design, who make it?

  4. Woody Thrower Says:

    My WordPress theme is based on the greenwood theme by Peter Binkley.

  5. Brett Lamb Says:

    Thanks, naisioxerloro!

    I made it… years ago. It was one of the first web-pages I ever made, and its probably still the most popular!

    And Thanks to Woody for spreading the word!

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