Fortunate Kookiness
Last night we had Chinese food. Naturally it came with fortune cookies. My three year old daughter’s fortune said “When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out  because that’s what’s inside.”
Today she had another fortune cookie (left over). I wasn’t there, so here’s my wife’s version of what happened:
[My three year old daughter] is eating another fortune cookie, she made me read it for her:
“The longest journey is the journey inwards.”
She said, “Journey in worms?” looking concerned.
“Journey inwards,” I repeated.
“Journey in words?” she asked.
“Inwards. It means inside.”
“Worms inside me?” she asked, shocked.
“No, a journey inside you.”
“The worms journey inside me?”
“Honey, it’s not about worms. There are no worms inside you. It’s about thinking about who you are.”
“OH, I’m <her name>.”
The End