Woodpress

It’s story time. Once upon a time in high school, I had a really cool computer science teacher named Clarence Whetten. Our computer lab consisted of a Unix system with 4 Meg of RAM and about 30 dumb terminals. As I understand it, Mr. Whetten approached a local company (ICON, where I later worked as […]

This piece of wood once stood where there is now a sign in front of the office building where I work. Originally, it just said “Sign” which I guess was a warning of what was to come, so nobody would be too surprised. After a while though, my friend Thom decided someone needed to follow […]

Rolling Rock beer has bizarre stuff printed on the back of the bottle, apparently worthy of its own wikipedia article:

My seven year old son folded this hat recently, then I drew Snoopy on it for him: After drawing Snoopy, I realized there was an opportunity for more, so I unfolded it: My favorite part was making Snoopy say “Dude.”

Recently I was talking with a couple friends about spam, and was pleased to come up with the phrase “imitation superhamway”. I was even more pleased when I googled for it and found no hits.

Do you ever get the feeling that even the flowers are ignoring you?

The universe and I are here to remind you that smoking kills. The universe did its part by setting up this scene in the parking lot of a convenience store, then I took a photo.

When I was walking into a restaurant recently, I saw this sloppily replaced personhole cover. Yesterday at work I had the image on the screen on my laptop and someone pointed out that it looked like someone in a wheelchair was falling off a cliff. So… if you need to fall off a cliff in […]